Reproducimos a continuación el discurso pronunciado por el excelentísimo señor presidente de la República del Ecuador, Rafael Correa Delgado, en la Universidad de Oxford:
Ladies and gentleman:
More than political I come to the Academy. In effect, I am formated in very important’s universities and obteined a lot of diplomat’s with very succsefully at all. As you know, I’m Economist, Ambientalist, Emelecsist, Singertist, Revolucionarist, vip, PhD and ITT.
In my long transit of Academy I only have one bad experience. In effect, I study in Catholic University of Guayaquil but I arrepentited at all, because this was the worts institute that I passated at all. Squismy, but I remember this period, and I cry. Oh, my God, I cry and cry. I solicitated to the Oxford Rector to prestated to me his handckerchief for a moment, because I need to sonated my noise at all and secated my eyes, too. Thank you, Rector. In this moment I recived a Diplomat who is añadited to another that I have, who is conseguited in similar circunstances: now I’m not only The Lloron of Lovaina than I’m The Lloron of Oxford, too. Thank’s a lot. I’m very congratulated for this designation who is honrated to me, mister Rector.
Well, ladies and gentleman, now I´m calmated and prosecuted.
I llegated at Presidence of my country for doing a citizen revolution at all. I recomendated yourse doing the same in your country, and for doing this you have to finished with the people who has long hair, who is call pelucon’s. All he lives in Saint Borondon. Acabated with him.
Secondly, acabated with the partidocracy and with de corrupt press, too. Acabated at all.
Three, dictated a new Constitution and instalated a Congress with only hands up who’s obedesated the Ejecutive at all. This is the autenticaly revolution. The only diference is that in you’r country have a Queen but in my country have a King. ¡Oh!, that’s a joke, don’t be perturbated.
Thank’s for your’s claps, ladies and gentleman. I prosecuted.
When I came to the Oxford campus in this morning, I doing a little jogging with my guardasback, and I ingresated at the Oxford cafetery. The lady who attendet is brindated to me a fish with chips who is dellisiussly (the fish of course, not the lady) and later bring me a english tablet of chocolat, too. ¡Deliciusly! I eat at all, but I notated that the chocolat are ecuadorian. ¡Oh my God!, the chocolat are ecuadorian but your’s say’s that this chocolat is british. ¡Your’s are imperialist and pelucon’s and pitufu’s and arrogants! Your’s pay very little for our matery prime and explotated ours, and for this motive I promess that I will be doing the citizen revolution in your country too, because I’m a universal leader like Henry the Eight, like Sir Walter Raleight, like Charles Darwin, like Big Ben, like Lady D. ¡Down the monarqui, Up the revolution!
I ignorated the pifiation and pedited silence for I can prosecuted. If don’t callated, your can going to the Berg House, at all.
Well. I finished because I have to continuated my trip to Rusia for airplane shopping. ¡God save the revolution and God save I, too!
I said.
